" **onic "

"Moronic" Saoirse Ronan

So hot must be '98
December that's not so great
While the north pole is turning to slush
On my TV there's president bush

And isn't it moronic
Don't you think?
Incredibly moronic,
and yes I really do think

He's a pain
in the whole world'sass
he'd sell his mom for a galon of gas
How can it be we voted him
I just don't see how it figures

Pop star who went on TV
tells the whole world kids sleep here with me
mother who says to his son
neverland ranch will be lots of fun

Isn't she moronic
Don't you think?
Incredibly moronic
And yes I really do think

It's so lame
...
Do you think it's smart
to loan him your kid?
He won't like them when they're bigger

"Ironic" Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Chorus

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Repeat Chorus


Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
Repeat Chorus


Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out