Quotes by Woody Allen [Love]

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Even as a kid I always went for the wrong women, when we went to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White, I immediately fell for the wicked queen.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.

Natasha, to love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness, I hope you're getting this down.